Re: Jokes!!!!!!

by **Company_man** Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:49 am

Eminem killed it on Whats the Difference didn't he?
Yeah it was something to do with Game having Eazy E tattooed on his arm as well,It was some kind of stupid shit like that..

by **KingCon** Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:48 am

I think X was best on that song. How many rivalries has Game had? About 50?

Heard this it's Em, Kanye, Lil Wayne and Drake... It's quite good... Hopefully Em and Kanye will do some more stuff together. Em's flow was a bit off in this for some reason.

http://www.rapbasement.com/audio/eminem-ft-lil-wayne-drake-kanye-west-forever.html

by **Company_man** Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:10 pm

Yeah X was good on that.I've lost count,hes even at Jay-Z now lol

Thats songs pretty good,Em was pretty tight on it I thought..didn't like wayne much on it tho...

by **rosie** Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:34 pm

I am actually gonna post a joke here now
I cant remember it exactly but here goes:

So a bloke was having 69 with his girlfriend one morning and when they had finished he realised that he had a dentist appointment that afternoon. He was so worried that the dentist would realise he had been having 69 because his breath smelt of fanny, so he brushed his teeth flossed and used a load of Listerine to get rid of any smell there might be. When he got to the surgery he even ate a packet of mints. So he went into the examination room confident that the dentist would not realise what he had been doing. So he layed back into the chair and opened his mouth when the dentist sai 'have you been having 69 today?' an the bloke said 'yeah, how did you guess?' And the dentist said 'No, you have a skidmark on your forehead'

lol my mum told me that one xD

by **KingCon** Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm

Not bad Rosie! Not bad!

Alot of people seem to hate Lil Wayne for some reason though! I mean he's not the best but he's okay.

by **rosie** Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm

by **Company_man** Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:32 am

Yeah thats true hes not the worst out,(flo-rida probably has that title) he needs to lay off the syrup,that shits fuckin his brain up lol

by **KingCon** Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:59 am

NO WAY!! I'm not gonna sit by and let Vanilla Ice's award go to someone else. He was so terrible. And Flo Rida's okay...

by **Company_man** Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:15 am

Vanilla ice was that bad that I don't categorise him in rap/hip hop,hes pop.Ive heard a lot of bad rappers tho,flo-ridas definately one of them for me..

by **KingCon** Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:24 am

He was so bad... Ice baby Ice. I kinda like that song though.
I don't really class Flo as a rapper more of a RnB singer like Timbaland and Kanye!

by **Company_man** Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:48 am

Everyone says that,even myself about hating vanilla ice but liking ice ice baby lol
Thats true,that whole autotune bollocks Kanye started doing was annoying..

by **KingCon** Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:49 am

Well it is a great song!
But I like some Kanye songs, Ne-yo is probably the worst at that. Even though I'm listening to one of his now!

by **Company_man** Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:57 am

Yeah I like older kanye songs but his new stuffs not too great imo.

this is the best song ive heard neyo on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5_1hqTh2g

by **KingCon** Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:00 pm

Yep, like Through the Wire and shit.
I like that I'll download that....
Some Jay-Z!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487W_vBeGFQ

by **Company_man** Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:26 pm

Aye,never let me down ft Jayz is good too.
Dead presidents,awesome track!
I know you don't like nas but this is great..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnqDvvZrcM

by **Cake?** Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:48 am

Worst Joke ever:

What do empty tins do?

The Can-Can.

See what I mean?

by **KingCon** Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:38 am

That joke is worst than AIDS Cake!

Not very good, but I also like One Mic by him.
I think Jay-z's best is 99 Problems.

by **rosie** Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:46 am

worse than bad AIDS?

by **KingCon** Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:46 am

Ummmm......... Yeah, yeah I'd so!

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