Re: yey!!!! ^^

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:12 pm

KingCon wrote:
Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:well rosie, have adate when your not busy, its crucial for you to have antoerh date

Simple Guru Rules For Girls

1. Dont have sex on the first date
2. Always exchange numbers (unless guys a freak)
3. Always have two or more dates before coming kind of serious
4. Give the guy a chance

Follow these starting date rules and you shall be fine *bobs head more*

Now watch as I tear these rules apart.....

1) If you're a Girl and in a club and you're not gonna have sex then the man wioll move onto the next slut....

2) Once a guys fucked you he knows you're easy..... So......

3) Woman are always serious or Sluts... There IS Nothing else......

4) Again give him a chance and you'll regret it!

theguru disagreess

by **rosie** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:13 pm

Ok I have been pressured into seeing my mates for the last time so gotta be off.

thanks for the advice... Kinda.. :/

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:16 pm

bye rosie

maybe you should meet him after

lol elly

OMG this fucking fl is so weird, it doesnt fly around, but likes to go on the seatee, its come up to me like 3 or 4 times

by **KingCon** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:16 pm

Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:
KingCon wrote:
Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:well rosie, have adate when your not busy, its crucial for you to have antoerh date

Simple Guru Rules For Girls

1. Dont have sex on the first date
2. Always exchange numbers (unless guys a freak)
3. Always have two or more dates before coming kind of serious
4. Give the guy a chance

Follow these starting date rules and you shall be fine *bobs head more*

Now watch as I tear these rules apart.....

1) If you're a Girl and in a club and you're not gonna have sex then the man wioll move onto the next slut....

2) Once a guys fucked you he knows you're easy..... So......

3) Woman are always serious or Sluts... There IS Nothing else......

4) Again give him a chance and you'll regret it!

theguru disagreess

The Guru's a dick... Wink

Here the mans top for....

1) Have money lots of money!

2) When going out DON'T Wear jeans and a nice shirt... You'll look like a massive Chav!

3) Flash the money at every opertunity....

4) Fuck as much as you can....

by **rosie** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:19 pm

nice advice Conn.

bye guys Smile

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:19 pm

KingCon wrote:
Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:
KingCon wrote:
Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:well rosie, have adate when your not busy, its crucial for you to have antoerh date

Simple Guru Rules For Girls

1. Dont have sex on the first date
2. Always exchange numbers (unless guys a freak)
3. Always have two or more dates before coming kind of serious
4. Give the guy a chance

Follow these starting date rules and you shall be fine *bobs head more*

Now watch as I tear these rules apart.....

1) If you're a Girl and in a club and you're not gonna have sex then the man wioll move onto the next slut....

2) Once a guys fucked you he knows you're easy..... So......

3) Woman are always serious or Sluts... There IS Nothing else......

4) Again give him a chance and you'll regret it!

theguru disagreess

The Guru's a dick...

Here the mans top for....

1) Have money lots of money!

2) When going out DON'T Wear jeans and a nice shirt... You'll look like a massive Chav!

3) Flash the money at every opertunity....

4) Fuck as much as you can....

the guru is not a dick but agrees with the male rules Very Happy

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:19 pm

bye rosie

by **KingCon** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:22 pm

Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:
KingCon wrote:
Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:
KingCon wrote:
Superheroesfanatic-IR wrote:well rosie, have adate when your not busy, its crucial for you to have antoerh date

Simple Guru Rules For Girls

1. Dont have sex on the first date
2. Always exchange numbers (unless guys a freak)
3. Always have two or more dates before coming kind of serious
4. Give the guy a chance

Follow these starting date rules and you shall be fine *bobs head more*

Now watch as I tear these rules apart.....

1) If you're a Girl and in a club and you're not gonna have sex then the man wioll move onto the next slut....

2) Once a guys fucked you he knows you're easy..... So......

3) Woman are always serious or Sluts... There IS Nothing else......

4) Again give him a chance and you'll regret it!

theguru disagreess

The Guru's a dick...

Here the mans top for....

1) Have money lots of money!

2) When going out DON'T Wear jeans and a nice shirt... You'll look like a massive Chav!

3) Flash the money at every opertunity....

4) Fuck as much as you can....

the guru is not a dick but agrees with the male rules

Thought you might.... Oh and one other thing... Screw everyone over at every opitunity... Thats the only way to get to the top... Smile

Laterz Rosie!

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:23 pm

by **KingCon** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:25 pm

So who's the Guru now?

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:26 pm

Still me

you can never take over mwah

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:36 pm

hello elly

inernet ok now?

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:39 pm

oh, i get it

Very Happy

so tell me about the volturi

just about them, not what happens Rolling Eyes

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:44 pm

y does edwardy Very Happy

go to them?

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:50 pm

why does edwardy want to die? he has belly

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm

oohh (sorry about the names)

but i thought edward left bella in the forest

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:58 pm

who's funeral was it then?

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:00 pm

so what was that thing about edward going in the sunlight?

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:04 pm

Cool!

and as easy as that i got you to tell me what happened Wink

hehe i have my ways Very Happy

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:10 pm

because thats all i wanted to know Very Happy

by **Superheroesfanatic-IR** Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:16 pm

nope, not important parts

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