i liubbsss u all

What? Why?

they had massive fight where he slagged rosie off like hell and she banned him

Oh, right. Admin privilages.

but she said shes not stopping me froming coming back

uh-huh

yes she did

I'm talking to a chinese guy who has poor English, whom I am trying to use the simplimest language possible to communitcate with.

yh i asked her

lol sinead

Cake? wrote:I'm talking to a chinese guy who has poor English, whom I am trying to use the simplimest language possible to communitcate with.

I had to do that as well! he loved the queen i said i hate her

i was speaking to a very nice girl called cristina from bejing

It's hard, he takes a while to repliy and I have to kepp rephrasing stuff.

I've got to go. Bye!

bye sinead

bye sinead

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: [omegle is required by law to inform you that you are talking to convicted sex offender. This ip address has been red flagged.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how it goes
You: very good you?
Stranger: just looking for someone to tell me a story
You: do you want me to tell you one?
Stranger: very much so
You: Okay!
Stranger: yeah!!!
You: What kinda story?
Stranger: ummm surprise me
You: okay
You: there was once a women called Tracy Strauss an ordinary women but one day she learned she had a power....
You: she could turn objects/people to ICE
You: at first she accidently killed a reporter
Stranger: oh no
You: she was devestated and tried to commit suicide
You: but she was saved by a man who could fly
You: they found something in common
Stranger: waht was it
You: and slept with each other
Stranger: did they now
You: (that they both had power)
Stranger: oh
You: (yes they knew)
You: anyway} But one day the flying man decided to lock up people with power
You: including Tracy
You: but Tracy fought back
You: they were taken on a plan but it crashed, she survived but then they caught her
Stranger: did she rp is head off
You: (No)
Stranger: oh
You: after she got caught she was imprisoned
You: put in a giant oven so she couldnt use her ability
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: what will she ever do
You: but somone called REBEL freed her
You: so she went to REBEL
Stranger: what did she do to him
You: but it was a trick the Flying man's agents charged at her
You: but she turned the whole carpark that they were in to ice
Stranger: wheres the sex at
Stranger: your story bores me
You: Your mum bores me!

ahhahahhhhaahaha

copy righted

he dosent like tracy?

wah

continued....
You: No, i have a better one that you will like
Stranger: ok lets hear it
You: whats your name first?
Stranger: billy
You: Okay
Stranger: whats your name
You: There was once a kid called Billy
You: (josh)
You: he had a mum i fucked her
You: yay!
You: but she was poor in bed
You: so i killed her
Stranger: wow you suck

umm josh theres a funny convos section where you should post any convos from there

lol

if you get a chinese guy hoo posts a poem in chinese leave he makes you fell depressed
see the funny chats section

im talking to a chinese now

if he tells u a poem leave