Funny chats!

Stranger: Heyy 18 M Sweden and u?
You: Male 23 Greased up and hard.

hahaha

ahahaha

im speaking to a chinese person

watch it ask if he is from florida!!!

he went
the bastard

haha this guy is funny

wahs he saying?

Well it started off me being a lesbian
then i told him to fuck a dog.
so he was insulting me
and i was like ye alright mate
and now he's all horny again lol

ahahahhaha

welll now i have no idea wat the fuck he's on about

LOL

Stranger: Hello
Stranger: May i help you?
You: Yes I would like to place an order
Stranger: Youve came right place, sir
You: Good. Could I order two boxes of cooked eel please?
Stranger: Well, certainly, sir! Right away!
Stranger: Heres your food, sir! Bon appetit!
You: Thank you. Could I also order three bowls of fish eyes please?
Stranger: Ofcourse, sir!
You: Thank you
Stranger: Here you are, sir
You: Thank you
You: That will be all. Thank you
Stranger: Thank you very much for visiting our humble restaurant!
You: Thank you for the food. It was loverly. Good bye now.
Stranger: Goodbye, sir! It was pleasure as always!
You: Thank you.

lol

ahahahahah

im talking to this married woman from texas, and she goes she will cheat on her husband, and sed she will give me a blow job

wow she's a girl, and we are having a random conversation about sex lol

Post it...

i will she so horny



You: hello
Stranger: 8==============>
Stranger: hi
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: you
You: m
Stranger: age?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 30
Stranger: you?
You: you a milf?
Stranger: mmhhmm
You: you like sex?
You:
Stranger: Im married
Stranger: Yes sir i do
Stranger: I like it with younger guys
You: would you cheat on ur husband?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: In a heartbeat
You: well i am younger
Stranger: Where you from?
You: tell me, would you give blow jobs?
You: where are you from, my lady?
Stranger: Id suck that dick so good your eyes would roll to the back of your head
Stranger: Im from Texas
You: oohh
You: ur a texas girl
You: now tell me which is ur fave style
Stranger: I like it when Im on my back with my legs in the air
Stranger: and a guy is pounding me hard as he can
You: oh that will be me
You: ; )
Stranger: Ever had a 3some
You: yes!
You: you?
Stranger: Alot
Stranger: Im bisexual
You: even better
You: so
Stranger: I like my men to be bisexual
You: im not
You: but i will luv to fuck ypu
You: you
Stranger: You wana fuck me while i eat out another girl
You: oh yes
You: take a pic of it
Stranger: Im not with another girl
Stranger: How big is your dick?
You: i measured it, and it was 15 inches
You: i last checked
Stranger: What?
Stranger: No
Stranger: i dont believe that
You: well u better believe it
You: im a big guy
You: with a big dick
Stranger: DOy ou have a picture?
You: i know ur husband may not handle a dick like mine
You: but im the sorta guy, to go the whole mile
Stranger: My husband has a small dick
You: no i dnt have a picture, i may take one, if you show me a pic of you
You:
You: i bet ur husband has a small dick
You: u need to be fucked with a real dick, like mine
Stranger: I want it
Stranger: so bad
You: i want you so bad
You: do you have a tight pussy
You: ?

it long we are still talking

the fuck?
Stranger: i wish io was
You: awww
Stranger: you>
You: me?
Stranger: whatrs so great bout her?
You: She's my lesbian love
You: but i dont know where she is
Stranger: you kidding me
Stranger: lol..
You: no really
You: I miss her
Stranger: i guess we struck gold..
Stranger: hmmm...
You: but we didnt strike Elly...
Stranger: have you met her..
Stranger: i canbe like her,,
You: only once
You: that was an amazing night
Stranger: i mean i like to eat pussy
Stranger: aaaah!!
Stranger: tell me..
Stranger: i just liek when 2 hairy pussy slam...
You: oh yes, rubbing my pussy up with Elly's I want her now
Stranger: can you have me?
Stranger: whats your age aunt/.?
You: I dont know can i?
Stranger: i wish i can feel you dripping now...
You: 18, i am dripping for her
You: she is all i want
Stranger: i wish i can lap it up for upi.
Stranger: hmmmm..
Stranger: how can i help sweety..
Stranger: can you feel her twirling you rnipples.
You: ooooh yes, she's licking them, nibbling oooooh
You: I want you to go and fuck my dog you sirty perv
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: and youo can eat my shit you slut..
Stranger: you bitch..
You: nah thanks buddy
Stranger: i am sure you sucked you dad.////
You: I would rather eat the dog's
You: oh yes his dick was huge
Stranger: fking piece of herpes..
Stranger: and you better do that,,,,
You: hehe want some?
Stranger: and then eat its come..
You: I already did thnaks
Stranger: and then hope that you r children have tails..
Stranger: so you van fuck those tooo..
Stranger: by the way your mom was real wet when i fkd her
You: oooooooh
You: oh now im horny!
You: go fuck a slug
Stranger: yeah..
Stranger: so go stuff a fkingcar up it.
Stranger: r just walk aroubd topless..
You: tried that, tore a bit so i stopped
You: yeah why not?
Stranger: lol..
Stranger: i wish i could fuck you
Stranger: would have ripped you in two
You: oh i like it rough!
Stranger: you have noida bout the size of my erection..
Stranger: wish i could see you..
Stranger: where you fromn btw..
Stranger: my last girl friend left me..
Stranger: s aid i was way too rough
You: hehe im from uk you?
You: rly? what a pussy, rough is the best
Stranger: i am from india..
Stranger: where in u?
You: UK
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: i know UK..
Stranger: where.
You: oooh lol
Stranger: scotland?
Stranger: wales/
Stranger: GB?;
You: england
Stranger: hmmmmm,,
Stranger: nice,,
Stranger: whats you r age.
You: im 18 how old r u?
Stranger: 19'
Stranger: female or guy?
You: female lol
Stranger: shuudddddu'[
Stranger: no way..
You: what?
You: well wasnt it obvious from beginning of this convo?
Stranger: no..
You: ookay
Stranger: almost everyone wantsa a girl
Stranger: or wants to be agirl
You: orite
Stranger: whast the proof here any ways
You: what do you mean? proof im a girl?
You: guess you'll have to believe me guess...
Stranger: naaaaaaah
Stranger: there are other ways,
Stranger:
Stranger: i am a lesbian..
You: oyeah
Stranger: but i rarely get a partner..
You: oh of course
Stranger: why?
You: well now im confused
Stranger: why/
You: you said you was a lesbian...
You: when you already said you was a guy
You: and now your saying 'but i rarely get a partner' im confused
Stranger: dude..
Stranger: i didnt
You: so what?
You: you're a guy or a girl?
Stranger: girl baby
Stranger: girl..
Stranger: whats so confusing>
You: oooh rly?
Stranger: i am a girk
You: i guess i assumed you were a guy...
Stranger: thick labia..
Stranger: small clit,,,
Stranger:
Stranger: hate it,,,
You: it isnt that bad, i dont think the guys care that much when they ae fucking you do they?
Stranger: no
Stranger: all they want is to come in me...
Stranger: hows sex with you/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: do you like talkin bout it?
You: yes, seems all im an good enough for is a fuck too
You: its why its so much better with a girl, it makes you feel... wanted i guess.
Stranger: why are guys lik ethis..
You: in a wierd way
Stranger: yeah..
Stranger: no i liek it,,
Stranger: all a guy sknows is how to make you sore..
Stranger: once my guy got 3 more guys,,
Stranger: fkers raped me..
Stranger: i couldnt pee or take a crap for 2 weeks..
You: what a twat
Stranger: a girl knows how to make you happy..
Stranger: yeah..
You: I like it with guys sometimes but when your with a girl it is more sensual, you know how each other works
Stranger: but it was fun....
You: yeah exacty
You: lol i can omagine it was, didnt wanna say anything to look like a freak tbh
Stranger: i mean i lost count afer 20...
You: woah!
Stranger: but made me sore for ages,,
Stranger: how many guys have you had>
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i have had a bit too many by indian standards..
Stranger: guys think i am a slut..
Stranger: but its k..
You: well im 18 so not not many by our standards, like 5
Stranger: .i mean till the time i have a pussy to lick on,..
Stranger: yeah i have had bout 8
Stranger: my biggest was like an 8 incher..
Stranger: my..
Stranger: was that big..
You: woah mine was about 6
Stranger: i thought i would split..
Stranger: couldnt take it..
Stranger: asked hime to leave..
You: i am not surprised
Stranger: whast your name btw..
You: im rosie you?
Stranger: savita
You: thats a nice name, short for anything? Mine is short for Roseanna
Stranger: thast my full name.
Stranger: guys call me savi
You: aww its pretty
You: hehe savi sounds coo
Stranger: thanks..
You: l
Stranger:
Stranger: i think i will love you,,,
Stranger: never had a pink cunt..
Stranger: just had one cunt to lick til date
Stranger: wish i could see you..
You: hehe,
You: you dont wanna see me i am not that pretty i bet you are beautiful

mine's taking a pic of herself

lol rosie, she goes show me ya dick, and ill show ya ma pussy

so i sent a random pic of a dudes dick


she soo horny

the bitch disconnected me

Sorry Elly was the first name I thought of

lol