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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:59 am

to be honest this one mad me feel quite sad

Stranger: 春哥纯爷们,铁血真汉子。
一岁能杀鸡,三岁造飞机。
五岁开坦克,六岁穿铁衣。
四境百里传春哥,人人闻风而丧胆。
若问汉子谁能敌?个个摆手面色惊!
十岁练武打,十二会做法。
十五懂发电,眨眼数百瓦。
浑身肌肉展雄姿,意气风发震四海。
若问春哥多强壮?伸直双臂过火车!
十九练竞速,追随火箭跑。
二十进男足,断子绝孙脚。
春哥上场皆畏缩,巴西德国俱投降。
若问爷们力多大?一呼一吸龙卷风!
三十学瞳术,虐杀写轮眼。
四十喜背书,大英图书馆。
宇春挥手造宇宙,万物俯首拜英雄。
若问法力有多大?耶稣如来避三分!
五十统尘世,六十管三界。
七旬一咬牙,天崩而地裂。
力量无边觉寂寞,自感无趣退江湖。
举头沉默望青山,山中野兽俱哀鸣。
春哥从此成神话,千古佳话百世传
You: hmmmm
You: i do not understand
Stranger: it's a Chinese poem
You: ahah
You: r u chinease
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
Stranger: y
You: just wondering
Stranger: everyone of us
Stranger: ?
You: we never sed hi
You: hi
Stranger: oh hi
Stranger: is chinese cool?
You: yes
You: im english you see
Stranger: British?
You: yes
Stranger: then you are cooler
You: ah thank you
You: but you are actualy
You: british are boring
Stranger: for example..?
You: we just are Very Happy
Stranger: maybe because you are rich an have a stable life
You: hmmm
Stranger: you dont need to worry anything
Stranger: is that right?
You: i have to go
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:59 am

the poem translates roughly to this
Spring elder brother pure men, blood and iron real man. A year old can kill the chicken, three years old make the airplane. Five years old operate the tank, six years old put on the armor. Four boundary hundred miles pass on spring the elder brother, everybody hear a rumor tremble with fear. Who if asks man to be able the enemy? All beckons with the hand the facial color startled! Ten years old practice the acrobatic fighting, 12 will make the law. 15 understand the electricity generation, blinks the number hectowatt. The whole body muscle exhibition grand appearance, shakes the great-hearted high-spirited. If asked that the elder brother is spring strong? Unbends the double arm train! 19 practice competes fast, follows the rocket to run. Two denary men's football teams, die without a heir the foot. Spring the elder brother goes on stage all shrinks, the Brazilian Germany all surrenders. If asked that the men strength is much big? As soon as soon as shouts attracts the tornado! 30 study pupil techniques, kill by mistreatment write the round the eye. 40 endorse happily, British Library. The space spring waves the hand makes the universe, the myriad things bows the head to do obeisance the hero. If asked that the supernatural power has in a big way? Jesus Tathagata evades three points! 50 series this mortal world, 60 three. As soon as seven ten-day periods clench teeth, the day collapses, but cracks in the earth. The strength boundless sleep is lonely, the self inductance draws back the rivers and lakes senselessly. Raises the head the silence to look at the green hill, in the mountain the wild animal all wail. Spring the elder brother will henceforth become the myth, the eternity charming story hundred th biographies
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:04 am

You: hi
Stranger: I LIKE MONEY
Stranger: HELLO
You: me to
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE MONEY?
Stranger: AWESOME
You: yes
Stranger: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKE MONEY TOO, WE SHOULD HANG OUT
You: why the shouting
Stranger: BECAUSE I CAN
THEY LEFT
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:19 am

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so wass up
You: nm
You: u
Stranger: listening to music
Stranger: where from?
You: england
You: wat music
Stranger: rock
Stranger: and i m from hk
You: nice
You: hk?
You: oh hong kong
Stranger: yea hong kong
You: cool
You: hong kong is in china right
Stranger: yea it is
Stranger: have u been there b4
You: no but i am next year with my school
You: if they dont cancel it
Stranger: wat r u studying?
You: if i posst i chinese poem can you tell me if it is happy,sad threating or friendly
You: someone sent me it from china
Stranger: yea i can help
You: thank you
Stranger: u r welcome
You: 春哥纯爷们,铁血真汉子。
一岁能杀鸡,三岁造飞机。
五岁开坦克,六岁穿铁衣。
四境百里传春哥,人人闻风而丧胆。
若问汉子谁能敌?个个摆手面色惊!
十岁练武打,十二会做法。
十五懂发电,眨眼数百瓦。
浑身肌肉展雄姿,意气风发震四海。
若问春哥多强壮?伸直双臂过火车!
十九练竞速,追随火箭跑。
二十进男足,断子绝孙脚。
春哥上场皆畏缩,巴西德国俱投降。
若问爷们力多大?一呼一吸龙卷风!
三十学瞳术,虐杀写轮眼。
四十喜背书,大英图书馆。
宇春挥手造宇宙,万物俯首拜英雄。
若问法力有多大?耶稣如来避三分!
五十统尘世,六十管三界。
七旬一咬牙,天崩而地裂。
力量无边觉寂寞,自感无趣退江湖。
举头沉默望青山,山中野兽俱哀鸣。
春哥从此成神话,千古佳话百世传

You: there you go
Stranger: it is about a mans life
heroic
You: ah thank you
Stranger: battlefield
You: thank you so much my friend
You have disconnected.
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:29 am

i was just threatned by a north korean
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:31 am

lol
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:34 am

i keep saying im from nz
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:39 am

lol
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:40 am

hmm i just spoke to an anti-racist protestor from singapore
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:41 am

ahahahha

u should of sais u was racist , lol
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:42 am

no he was a nice bloke
we traded emails
he was 15
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:43 am

cool
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:43 am

i have been given emails, but havnt kept them Very Happy
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:44 am

aw shit i new i was 4getting summin
didnt you give sum1 this site
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:45 am

yes

Smile

i duno if she will join though
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:45 am

she should
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:46 am

i duno her real name though, she said to call her something, and i forgot, lol!
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:46 am

danielle
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:48 am

nah, lol
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:49 am

You: hi racist scum
Stranger: Surprised
You: u
Stranger: how dare u?
You: hoe
Stranger: i'm not racist !
Stranger: fu
You: good on u
You: u past the test
You: well done
Stranger: test?
You: to make sure u wernt racist
You: i dont like racists
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: my grandpa is
You: older people can be they grew up like that
You: my nan is
Stranger: yea
You: test 2
You: do u like HEROES the the tv show
Stranger: yea
You: good
You: pass
Stranger: : D
You: test 3
You: m or f
Stranger: f
You: there is no wrong answer
You: oh f cool
Stranger: Smile
You: where u from
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: nice
You: england
Stranger: wow
You: a realy good heroes site https://randomheroes.forumotion.net/forum.htm
You: whats ur name
Stranger: maija
You: hi maija im pj
You: join the site maija join the site
i then left
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:51 am

lol

u should of convinced her more, but good work
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:53 am

You: hi
Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: oh god my friend spoke to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:54 am

you spoke to him
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:54 am

!!!!
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Post by ando-is-mighty on Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:56 am

Stranger: i killed my cat today
You have disconnected.
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