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Post by Cake? on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:20 am

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with!
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Post by rosie on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:43 am

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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:43 am

is that real rosie?
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Post by rosie on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:44 am

i dunno apparently
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:44 am

LOL
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Post by rosie on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:50 am

I dunno the reflection looks kinda fake to me...
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:51 am

and the crocs do aswell... and there are too many of them.. i know they go in a group butnot that many, lol!
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Post by Cake? on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:20 am

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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:26 am

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Post by Cake? on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:31 am

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Post by KingCon on Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:46 pm

Damn! So i cant tell the one about the two Muslims?
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Post by Superheroesfanatic-IR on Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:47 pm

say it anyway, then take it off
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:33 pm

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:34 pm

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:37 pm

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:39 pm

A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.

An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.

The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?"

"Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:41 pm

Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, if they're small enough.

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Post by rosie on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:49 pm

HeroesFanTrut282 wrote:Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A: A cock that stays up all night.



LOL!!! I love it Smile
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:51 pm

Q: If your donkey bites my rooster's feet off, what do we have?

A: Two feet of my cock in your ass
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Post by KingCon on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:52 pm

Thats my joke because i do stay up all night. *Anticipates eyes rolling*
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:54 pm

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep

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Post by rosie on Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:57 pm

We know Connaire... we know...
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Post by Sylar-For-President on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:50 am

Lol all funny jokes! Very Happy
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Post by HeroesFanTrut282 on Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:04 am

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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Post by Company_man on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:42 pm

Whats a stupid race that spans 2,200 miles across France?

The French
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