Funny chats!

ando-is-mighty wrote:You: hi
Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: oh god my friend spoke to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

omg i spoke to that person

i know god

lol

you should of sed a pokemon attack move or something

gtg byeee

bye

You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: crazy people use this
You: i now
You: i know
You: lol
Stranger: i just spoke with a japanese man and bulgarian
Stranger: only men use this though
You: my friend sed use it to play pranks and cuss people
You: a few girl do aswell
Stranger: yes pranks and cussing is what it is used for
You: its hard to find them
You:
You: *hi 5*
Stranger: you in usa?
You: i even got pics of some girls
You:
You: nah england
You: u?
Stranger: good english compared to everyone else i talk to
Stranger: haha
Stranger: usa all day
You: lol]
You: most of them chinese
You: lol
You: usa
You: do u watch heroes?
Stranger: lol chinese
Stranger: yeah but it hasnt been on in like 3 months
Stranger: hayden p is hott
You: i know
You: the volume has finished
You: its startiing again in september
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: but u bastard usa get to see it before us
You: :
You:
Stranger: ill record it and send it to you
Stranger: im sure you can find it online
You:
Stranger: once it airs
You: yh
You: but they show it on usa first
You: then the next day online
Stranger: so hows england
Stranger: do you hate the CCTV?
You: shit
You: usa?
You: i hate it yh
Stranger: its not bad, its alot worse in other parts of the country than where im at
You: where are you?
Stranger: im in maine, which is north east. pretty much our own little place
You: lol
Stranger: no big cities or anything
You: i wana go USA
Stranger: not to many imigrants
You: new york
You: ahahah
Stranger: which im not against because we all are
You: imigrants
You: lol
Stranger: but you know
You: ..
Stranger: go to like LA dude and 85 percent of people are mexican decent
Stranger: its nuts
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: i defo putting that on my holiday list
You:
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20's
Stranger: so many british = english' girls are ugly dudde
Stranger: whats with that
Stranger: some are hot
You: lol
You: hahaha
You: some are sexy
Stranger: but like look at eastern euro countries
Stranger: and they are spittin out hot long bitches all day
You: but usa, isnt that good
You: i mean just obese people
You: but if u go LA and NY that will be better
You:
Stranger: fat people and skinny people dont hang out
Stranger: fat people stay at their homes and never leave
Stranger: just eating and watching tv
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whats the coolest thing about england?
You: ummm
Stranger: the queen?
Stranger: lol
You: nufink really
You: the queen
You: is shit
You: sits on her lazy arse and drinks cups of tea's
You: i hate her
You: lol
You: wahs good in USA?
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: not the government
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You:
You: barak obama
Stranger: freedoms, im over 21 so people cant tell me to do shit
You: yh, fuck em
Stranger: cops have to go thru so many holes and things to actually prosecute someone
You: lol!
You: so america good then?
Stranger: lawyers can get you out of anything here
Stranger: yeah i'd say so
You: lol
Stranger: lots of stupid people and more fat people
Stranger: but you can def find a group or area in the country you like
Stranger: as im sure you could anywhere
You: lol!
You: ahahhah
You: so whats ur fave programme to watch?
Stranger: was heroes for a little, right now i like 'the mentalist' lol because hes so funny/ stupid
Stranger: funny stuff
You: lol
Stranger: or stuff that informs you
Stranger: like ' How its made'
You: heroes is better though
Stranger: haha
You: heroes got sick powers
You: and sexy bitches
You: ali larter
Stranger: ice bitch!
You: and hayden panettiere
You: yh my ice bitch!
Stranger: ice bitch is coming back
Stranger: real hard
You: lol
You: ahahahha
You: yh she gnna be back
You: and fuck every1 over
You: so u a big fan of heroes?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you are too
You: yup
Stranger: i can tell
You: BIG fan!
You: i luv it
You: lol
Stranger: BIG=FAT?
Stranger: lol
You: no im not fat
You: lol
You: are u?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 172 lbs
You: lol
Stranger: 3 stone
Stranger: lol
You: im probably less
Stranger: i duno how much a stone is
You: that aint 3 stone
You: u idiot
You: its like
You: 11 stone
You: or 12 stone
Stranger: why weigh by stone
You: its easier
You: why have dollars
You: we have pounds
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: atleast neither of us have rupees
You: pounds are better than dollars
You: rupees are cool

You: hello
Stranger: nigger?
You: racist bastard
Stranger: wut
Stranger: fuck you nigger
You: ahahahha no!
You: im not black or a nigger
You: DDUURR!!!
Stranger: doublenigger
You: u mom asshole is like a black hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected

i did elly, but then he left

but did u see the 2nd one... the racist guy

the bastard

i type in this in every message

Do you watch Heroes?

and if they say no, i leave

Hello

hello rosie

gah!! I gots ta go again see ya


AAAAH I just got the worst stomach pains... if i dont come back i have died.... >.<

aaawww rosie

bye

lol rajan
the racist guy should chat to the anti-racist singaporean called james i became m8s wiv
poor rosie

lol

im speaking to a heroes fan finally

i was talking to a hot 14 year old from london who watched heroes and my net crashed

oh pj

You: Do you watch Heroes?
Stranger: yes
You: cool!
You: are u a big fan?
Stranger: Yes I like it! But Did new season start?
You: its starting in september
You: did u watch volume 4?
Stranger: Yes
You: that was cool!
Stranger: yes!!
Stranger: Syler will be back
You: lol i know
Stranger: Sylar*
Stranger: haha:)
You: whos ur fave character?
Stranger: Sylar:)
You: lol
You: u male or female?
Stranger: male
Stranger: you?
You: same
You: where i from?
Stranger:
You: where u from?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Istanbul
Stranger: you?
You: england
You:
Stranger: I was there 2 weeks ago:)
You: was you?
You: where did you go?
Stranger: London
You: cool!
You: i know people in london
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: Barış yours?
You: Rajan
Stranger: Is it pronounced like Ryan?
You: ooohhh
You: lol
You: ahahah so why aint it spelt like that?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger:
Stranger: you?
You: 15
You: do you like tracy in heroes?
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: so so..
Stranger: I like Micah:)
You: yh micah is cool
Stranger: rebel:)
You: tracy is better
You: her power is great
You: and she is hot
You: lol rebel!!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes she is very hot:)))
You: she = yummy
Stranger:
You: if ur a fan join here
You: https://randomheroes.forumotion.net/forum.htm
You: we was on a proper one, then a few of us got banned
You: so we made our own
You: !!!
Stranger: oh thanks:)
You: where is Istanbul anyway?
Stranger: in turkey:)
You: oohh cool!
You: if always wanted to g there
You: *go
You: is Heroes popular there?
Stranger: no so much
Stranger:
You: lol
You: do u have any heroes merchandise?
You: like the dvd's?
You: or anyfing?
Stranger: no I havent:(
You: y not?
Stranger: They are so expensive here
You: are they?
You: u can buy them cheaper now!
Stranger: I think so:)
You: on ebay or something
You: so wuu2?

i had abra guy AGAIN

lol
qhahahhaha

rosie wanted to speak to her

awww not fair!! I wanna get the abra guy. Im gonna keep disconnecting until they come on

lol
rosie just say you use abra
until you get her
lol
and then fight her

and hello

lol
does she say it straight away?
im gonna see what each one says and try and speak to her
And fight her with Ekans.

yh she does... but u say it aswell incase she doesnt

ummm k